The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama's so ugly the Hive chained her up instead of Phogoth.
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Yo mama is phogoths twin sister.
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Yo mama is so fat that guardians sometimes jumps on her ass hole assuming it's hellmouth
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To mama is so fat that she pushes the templar off everytime she spawns.
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Yo mama is so fat the cabal blew her up just for getting in there way
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Yo momma so fat, the traveler tried to terraform her.
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Yo Mama so ugly that Paul the Thrall won't touch her...
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Yo mamma is dating sepiks primes skinny brother.
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Edited by OverWatch8899: 2/4/2015 1:35:39 PMYo mama so fat that if someone kills her in Crucible, they get a Triple Down medal for the trouble.
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Edited by SwarmIntellect: 2/4/2015 3:03:53 PMYo mama so fat her vagina does void damage (Baby I'm back!)
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Yo mama so fat, she only plays Destiny cuz she heard there's lots of cheese
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Yo momma is so fat that the traveler ran out of light trying to resurrect her.
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Yo mama so ugly she has to wear the symbiote on the radio!
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Yo mama so fat she broke the Bekenstein limit.
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Edited by InfernalCarnage: 2/4/2015 3:58:22 PMYo mama is so fat her sparrow is a hive ship.
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"Yo mama so fat, Phogoth told her to go on a diet."
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Your mamma so fat, the weight of darkness could take some lessons.
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Edited by Hondy: 2/4/2015 9:56:50 AMYo mama is soo.. Oh wait. I Phogoth..
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Your mama so ugly she scared the hive into the light
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Yo momma is so fat that the traveler ran out of light trying to resurrect her.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought corrective measure was birth control
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Yo mama is such a hoe everyone calls her the swordbearer
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Yo momma so fat she got stuck in the hellmouth
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Yo mama is so big guardians mistook her ass for a loot cave :D
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Yo mama so fat... The entrance to Crota's end forms when she spreads her legs.
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Yo momma is so fat her butt crack is the abyss.