The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mamma so fat she got stuck when jumping down the hellmouth
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Yo mama is so dumb she actually believes Bungie will fix the bugs in VoG.
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Edited by CorXL: 2/4/2015 3:30:39 PMYA mamma is so ugly I'd think twice before I pork her .
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Yo mama's so ugly, they let her keep her helmet on in the tower!
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Yo momas so fat it takes three titans to fist her
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Yo mama so ugly that thralls need Dont Touch Me.
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Your momma is so fat we had to kill her at the end of "the shrine of oryx" story mission
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Yo mama so fat the Traveler is her ghost.
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Your Momma so fat, Phogoth chained HER up
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Edited by Omnitron310: 2/4/2015 3:23:37 PMYo momma's so ugly, she's the reason the children are frightened anyway. Yo momma's so fat, she makes the Cabal feel good about their weight.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to push off the Templar again. At the Crota fight.
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Yo mama's so ugly Phogoth left her at the alter.
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Your Mom is so -blam!-ing stupid, I mistook her for Destiny's Storyline.
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Yo Mama so fat, that she can open the Vault solo.
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Yo mamas so fat, her raid team just pushes her off the ledge in CE and walks across her instead of forming the bridge.
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Yo mama so ugly that she is the Mother of crota. Boss fight "Yo mama, wife of oryx"
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Yo mama so fat that she has a raid when you kill her
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Your mom is fat
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Yo momma is so fat that the traveler ran out of light trying to resurrect her.
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Yo mamma's so fat the Hellmouth is her asscrack.
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yo mama so fat the selection screen only has room for one character
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Yo mamma so fat it takes five defender titans to give her weapons of light.
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Yo momma so fat she made Crotas over souls look like black wax idols
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Yo mama is so fat that Atheon teleported her alone.
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Yo mommas so fat the traveler go lost in her in her belly button
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Yo mama's so ugly the Hive chained her up instead of Phogoth.