The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma went to college!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she actually believed you'd become legend by now.
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Yo Mama is so fat she is at serious risk of heart problems if she doesn't take serious action. Crota
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I'm not gonna talk about yo mama. I ain't never met the man.
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Edited by VioL8teR: 2/4/2015 4:10:35 PMYo Momma is Confused.
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Edited by astrodroids: 2/4/2015 11:47:10 AMYo momma so fat, she thought Lucky Raspberry was a flavour of ice-cream.
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Yo mamma is interesting... not entirely interesting, but she shows promise.
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Yo mama so ugly, even Crota is afraid to see her Dark Below.
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Yo momma so ugly she needed the cryptarch to figure out the difference between her face and her ass... He couldn't
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Ya mama look like phogoth boy. Ya mama uses thrall for a alarm boy. Ya mama is the king of the cabals boy. Ya mama is the next raid boss for the new dlc boy. ...boy.
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Yo mama so ugly that even Rahool wouldn't decrypt her treasures
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Yo mama so fat she gets stuck jumping into the hell mouth
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Came here thinking i was going to be disappointed, I was wrong.
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Your mom is so fat she sat on the vault of glass and formed the shattered vault cloak
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Edited by Modernia (Adept): 2/4/2015 2:47:50 PMYo mama so stupid she bought special synths for the icebreaker
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Your mom is the hellmouth
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YO momma is so heavy, her mass causes the warsat falling down from the orbit, causing public event. [spoiler]and dun forget the crashing skiffs[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so poor she cant afford green quality weapons from the gun smith
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Yo mama so fat, bungie gave her 5 armor slots so she can equip 2 chests.
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Yo momma so fat she is still patrolling Mars hoping for a chocolate
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Yo momma so stupid, she can't even explain, why she don't have time to explain.
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Yo mama's so fat, she starts Crotas end with weight of darkness 20
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Edited by tamaz: 2/12/2015 7:35:27 AMYo mama so ugly when I killed her in crucible I gotta grimoire card for ogre kills...
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Yo mama is so fat her titan bubble covers the Traveler.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to jump into the hellmouth she got stuck.
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Yo mamma so fat she got stuck when jumping down the hellmouth