The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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You momma is like the postmaster. Always holding my package.
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Yo mama is so fat it takes three titan bubbles to cover her.
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Yo momma so stupid when I told her we were gonna do crota's end she thought we were gonna butt -blam!- him
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Yo mama so fat, she raises all the lamps without even having to move
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Your mother is like a pike. Even Dregs get a ride.
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Yo momma so fat guardians cross her instead of the bridge.
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Yo mamma so ugly she went into Crotas End and came out with an application.
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Your momma so ugly, atheon climbed over the baby bumpers.
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Your momma is like Omnigul, Everyone makes her scream.
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Your momma is so fat, every level she is in is a nighfall.
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Your momma is so fat her ghost shell is the oversoul
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At least she's chained up
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Your jom so fat TV se maj me the pricesct by ge gunsnirh gi down
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Yo mama is a hunter.
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Your mom is so stupid, when she saw crota kneeling she thought he was proposing to her.
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Your moms such a scrub she uses the excuse, I have a Ghallajorn to get in fireteams.
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[quote]The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin! "yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up" "Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once" "Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack" Now go! Your turn! :D[/quote] I can tell u mama jokes but I won't. I can make u laugh but I won't.
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Your momma is so fat she got stuck in the Hell Mouth
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Yo momma so ugly Oryx put a ring on it.
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Bump For later
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Your moms is so stupid,that she still uses the strangers rifle as her go to gun.
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Yo Mama is so fat, that when she wears white, the guardians say, "Hey look it's the Traveller!!"
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Yo momma so fat when you cheese Crota she asks where the cheddar at?
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Edited by Nate the Crook: 2/4/2015 4:15:38 PMYour mother is so ugly, even the Fallen won't touch her. Grayliks his balls instead.
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Yo Mama is so ugly nobody wants to have a sexual experience with her. Cryptarch.
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Yo momma went to college!