The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your mom is fat because all she does is sit around and play Destiny. Her sedentary lifestyle, paired with copious amounts of Mountain Dew-flavored Doritos, has made her all but desirable to the opposite sex(as well as the same sex). Her unwillingness to graduate high school hasn't helped much either. She can't hold a job for more than a month, she's lost all contact with your family (aside from you, OP), and she's falling into deep depression. Please, get her some help.
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you momma is like a sparrow. Everyone rides those
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Yo momma is what "they're keeping down there"
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Oh snap!
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Yo mama so fat she scares the colossus
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Edited by Fjellsko: 2/4/2015 4:53:20 PMYo mamma so small she's comparable to The Guardian Vault
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Edited by BreadWP: 2/4/2015 4:28:52 PMYour momma is so ugly even boomers wont hit that.
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Your momma is so fat she fall on my guardian and a ghost popped out.
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Yo mama so fat the cabal called friendly fire
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[quote]The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin! "yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up" "Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once" "Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack" Now go! Your turn! :D[/quote] Yo mama so fat, when she spawns in the tower she brings the city walls down with the tower!
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Yo momma is so fat she can do the daily event in the Mothyards [spoiler]and the Forgotten Shore at the same damn time!![/spoiler]
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Really good jokes making me LoL'z keep it up guardian's (^__^) "Your momma's so fat, the tower had to put in more structual support before her arrival"
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Yo mama so fat, the phalanx couldn't launch her with their super glitchy shield bash
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Edited by AbusivePillow: 2/4/2015 4:43:32 PMI heard your mama so fat that phogoth banged her rolled over twice and was still on her
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Yo mama so fat she thought packet loss was someone taking her ketchup.
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Yo mama so ugly that when the Gorgons see her,THEY die!
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Yo mamma's just like psn, she's always going down
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yo mama so ugly. phogath chained himself back up and locked the door to hide from her.
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your momma is like my sparrow, always turning tricks. your momma is like my sparrow, always ready to blow
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Yo momma so fat, she crashed destiny servers
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Yo moma so lazy bungie hired her in the update department
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Yo mama so fat that when she visits the tower, she spawns in the hangar.
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Yo moma so stupid she thought this game had a plot.
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Your momma is so fat, her titan bubble is known as the atmosphere.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought this game had a story
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You momma is like the postmaster. Always holding my package.