The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so fat that the hive made passage ways through her arteries.
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Yo mama is so fat that she caused an overload files in the game
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Yo momma so fat she got stuck jumping into the hellmouth
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Yo mama so ugly that the Hive mistake her for one of their ogres.
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yo mama is so fat and ugly... oh sorry phogot i should not tell you this joke.
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Yo moma so fat she broke the vault of glass
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Yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
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Your momma so fat, the only reason she wants the gjallohorn is because she heard it was made of jelly.
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Yo mama so fat, her belly button is considered a Dark Zone
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Your momma is so fat you can't even see her sparrow, just looks like she's gliding across the floor. [spoiler]10 Internet points if you know the reference here! [/spoiler]
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Yo momma's so fat she ate the queen! [spoiler]that's why we haven't seen her since the first trip to the tower![/spoiler]
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Yo mama's so ugly, not even the Gorgons want to look at her.
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Yo mama so fat, she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
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I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why your momma is so fat
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Yo mama so fat, when she heard we were cheesing Crota, she brought Tostidos.
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Your momma is so fat, she uses oversoul as an anal bead.
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Yo mama IS the Traveler...
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Yo mama so fat Phogoth stopped his Atkins diet...
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"If we can find cracks deep enough..." Yea that is her butt crack
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Edited by BreadWP: 2/4/2015 5:17:05 PMYo momma is like the Archon Priest. Everyone is doing her this week.
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Your mom is so hot the factions United to hit the dark below.
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Yo momma so fat, her playlist is Vanguard Cow.
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Yo mama so fat, your raid team instinctively ran to the middle when she walked in the room.
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Your mom, Crota's true bane.
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your momma is like a destiny expantsion, $20 and you can see her dark below.
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Your mom is fat because all she does is sit around and play Destiny. Her sedentary lifestyle, paired with copious amounts of Mountain Dew-flavored Doritos, has made her all but desirable to the opposite sex(as well as the same sex). Her unwillingness to graduate high school hasn't helped much either. She can't hold a job for more than a month, she's lost all contact with your family (aside from you, OP), and she's falling into deep depression. Please, get her some help.