The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Edited by Cam_Elric: 2/4/2015 6:01:58 PMYo momma is so fat she used Fist of Havoc once and caused the Collapse
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Yo momma so ugly she drops black wax idols when your pops sleeps with her.
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Yo momma is so fat that she can't enter the hellmouth
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Yo momma so fat she get +2 ascendant materials for getting up off the couch.
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Yo momma so dumb she tried to put batteries in her Universal Remote.
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Yo mama is so fat, she ventured crota into the abyss
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Yo mama so fat, she couldn't even fit through the Timestream.
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Yo mama so fat that she can't use her sparrow because there's no land beyond.
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Yo momma so fat she can hold all three totems by herself
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I told your mom I was going to turn on Destiny, she said why are you cheating on me?
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Yo momma so ruthless she's got a better back hand than Randal the Vandal
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Your mom is such a dick biter they decided to name the deepest, most evil hole in the moon after her. The Hellmouth
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Edited by Badone: 2/4/2015 6:39:51 PM[quote]yo momma so fat, I don't even have time to explain how she so fat[/quote] Edit: It sounded better when I thought it up
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You mama so fat when destiny players see her they think "800 pounds and highly militarized"
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Yo momma so stupid, she tried hiring DeeJ to play her son's wedding!
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Yo mama so ugly, Phogoth felt better about his looks when he saw her.
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Yo momma's pussy so wide I thought it was the hell mouth.
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yo mamas so fat, when she walks she makes an ocean of storms
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Yo momma so fat and ugly, you have to traverse through her instead of the abyss.
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Your mom said that you should get a life
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Your momma is so fat when she faces Crota he is afflicted by her presence.
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Edited by Starfall Shadow: 2/4/2015 3:35:33 AMYo mama so fat her shadow gives nearby guardians Weight of Darkness x10.
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Yo momma so slutty she gave the shanks harpies
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Your momma is so ugly that when she met the Gorgon's gaze it erased itself from existence instead
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Your momma is so ugly that even Crota took one look at that bitch and said "daaaaammmmmnnnn"
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Yo mama so fat that the hive made passage ways through her arteries.