The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so fat thst the darkness is just her shadow
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yo mama so ugly that the gatekeeper fell off the edge on purpose.
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Yo mama so fat she comes down from the sky to eat any guardians killed by Crota
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Yo mama slower in the head then No Land Beyond's reload speed.
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Yo mama so fat all rockets track her
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Not so much a pun, but a reference with me in mind. Yo mama's so fat, we're delivering her dinner, one truck at a time!
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Edited by Zedmonton: 2/4/2015 7:50:18 PMYo mama so fat she got through lamps by rolling over the holes.
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Yo mamas so fat she needs 20 sparrows to transport her
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Yo mama so fat that she killed the final archon priest by sitting on it.
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You mama so ugly crota died on spawn
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Yo mama so ugly eveyone left in the first week...
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The Truth is...Yo momma so ugly rockets refuse to track her!
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Yo mamma is so fat Crota's over soul doesn't have room to spawn
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A comment to come back to the lolz...
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Yo mommas so fat and black, they call her the Weight of darkness
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Edited by Ace_Eyed_Ace: 2/4/2015 7:10:36 PMEdit - someone already wrote the one I just thought of.
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Your mamma is like Crota, pull out your rocket and she'll take a knee.
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Yo momma is so fat all the oracles together couldn't mark her
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Yo momma so dumb, she tried to help the Fallen get back up.
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Yo momma so dumb and fat, she thought the Dark Below Expansion was about her cootchie
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Yo moma is so fat that she doesn't want to do anything legit because she likes the cheese
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Yo' mama so ugly, she makes Phogoth look like he's walking a runway for Victoria's Secret!
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Yo mamma's so fat she's been in the Gorgon's Labyrinth for months looking for the Gorgon's Glaze!
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Yo mama so dumb she brought diapers for crota's end.
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Edited by Who-Is-Ur-Dad_: 2/4/2015 6:45:38 PMYa moms tried to put gas in the Monte Carlo.
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Edited by Cam_Elric: 2/4/2015 6:01:58 PMYo momma is so fat she used Fist of Havoc once and caused the Collapse