The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mamas so fat she needs a Universal Remote for her fat fingers
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Yo momma so slutty and ghetto the hoodrats all call her the Black Garden.
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Yo momma so fat when she crouches the ground breaks [spoiler]ik it's stupid[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so fat,she uses the traveler as her sparrow
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Your mama is so fat she got shot by hobgoblins on earth
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Yo mamas so ugly deeJ avoids her
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Your momma's so fat.....this is her shit
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Yo mama so fat the traveler landed on her in search for the natives.
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Yo mama so ugly when the gorgons spot her [i]they[/i] die
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Yo Mama's K.D ratio is so rubbish because when she plays in the Crucible, she gets killed a lot and, although she doesn't enjoy it, she keeps going back because she loves the punishment. And she's very fat.
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Yo momma so fat, when she goes into orbit the earth starts orbiting her.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she puts on the chatter white shader people think she is the traveler
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Your momma is so ugly she OHKO phogoth with a wink.
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Yo momas stomach is more bottomless than super good advice.
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Yo mamma is so fat that the traveler tried to terraform her.
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she started playing destiny all the chesse was missing from The Dark Below.
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Yo mama so perverse, when she entered phogoths room her ghost said "well, at least he's chained"
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Your mamas so fat she created the darkness
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Your mama is so ugly, it hurts her self esteem
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Edited by ZaxirXen: 2/4/2015 8:31:48 PMYo mama so fat TFWPKY 1969 was created when she tripped, she still hasn't fully hit the ground. Yo mama so stupid she bought Sunbreakers from Xur week 2. Yo mama so fat she eats the goblin fanatic ooze. There used to be a solid bridge leading from the gorgon's maze to the gatekeeper, until yo mama ran the VoG
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Yo mama so fat The Speaker keeps referring to her as The Traveler. Yo mama so ugly Omnigul looks like a supermodel in comparison Yo mama so fat she got stuck jumping into the hellmouth. Yo mama so dumb she dismantled a Gjallarhorn.
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Yo mama's so fat she doesn't even fit inside the ward of dawn.
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Just making my presence known on this thread.
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Your momma is so fat Crota cheesed her
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Your mamma so fat the whole Crota raid is in her dark below
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Your Momma is so fat that when she tried to land on Earth she flattened Old Chicago. Your momma is so ugly Valus Tu'arik wouldn't date her. Your momma so fat that the vex had to make an entire separate dimension for her to lock her out of time. Your momma so fat she thought Sepiks Prime was a grape.