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Edited by OLYMPUS VI: 1/30/2015 5:15:03 AM
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I Want My Man Beard... Now Bungie

My Guardian has achieved some incredible shit in Destiny this past 5 months and it's been a good ride, but lately I've been needing something to capture my interest again because the game was starting to feel empty... A few minutes ago I had a flashback of a post I made back on the olden days of Destiny. It was a post about how Bungie should add beards for our guardians, this is when I said to myself "holy shit... This is the answer to all of our/Bungies problems." We need [b]BEARDS[/b]... I would love to go into detail about how [b]BEARDS[/b] will change the game for the better, but there's a high chance that this post will get swallowed by the forums and all of my hard work would go to waste. So instead I'm going to leave a list of notable bearded people. Jesus Abraham Lincoln Gandalf Leonidas Mr. T Chuck Norris Si Robertson Fidel Castro ZZ Top Wolverine St. Nicholas The entire NFL in November Zach [i]Gj[/i]alifinakis Obi-wan Kenobi [b]like and bump this shit to get us some beards[/b] [i]"We all want somebeardy, but look around and find nobeardy"[/i] Edit: Thanks for all the positive feedback and support.

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  • That was the second major detractor for me making a male character. Not all men have had beards, regardless of what you silly guys say, but I doubt that the gene would just disappear from the pool in between now and when the game is set, especially with this rampant societal fixation with them in recent years. Also I'm going to suggest names for OP's bearded list: Genghis Khan Charles Darwin Leonardo da Vinci Karl Marx Leif Ericson Moses Moses Malone Wilt Chamberlain Edward Teach "Blackbeard" Osama bin Laden And let's not forget our famous mustachioed historical figures, who seldom rocked the full beard: Teddy Roosevelt Nikola Tesla Edgar Allan Poe Mohandas Gandhi Martin Luther King Jr Charlie Chaplin George Washington Carver

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