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1/27/2015 3:18:04 AM
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You're all dumb
If you have the word wolf in your name
If you have the word wolf in your name, you're not cool and you're not original. You're just another idiot who has an obsession with an animal they've never seen. It's generic and stupid.
You may be asking how come I have the word wolf in my name. That's because when I made this name I literally put two random words together. One of them just happened to be wolf. I thought to myself, maybe there won't be too many people with the word wolf in their name. Boy was I wrong. Every idiot who's ever owned a dog wants to put the word wolf in their name. It's stupid.
So I'm now making a name tax. If you're not me and your name has the word wolf in it, you have to pay me $15. Failure to pay Will result in your anus being violated with a spoon while you sleep.
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A rusty spoon?
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3 RepliesI've only met 20 people with figlemister as a name, so that's ok I guess
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6 Replies-blam!- off, you don't have a trademark on the word "wolf", and 15 bucks is way too steep.
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Oh? You don't like it when people have similar names? Try having people with the [i]exact[/i] same name.
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1 ReplyMmmm Spoooon.
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1 ReplyIf I'm dumb, then you're a stupid head!!!!!
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5 Replies[quote]Hi, everybody but me is a fgt. Even though I act like one, look like one, taste like one, smell like one, and even can't think for myself like one. So I'm gonna create a shitpost so I can shamelessly bump it into the bowels of the Floof.[/quote] tl;dr
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2 RepliesGr8 b8 m8. I appreci8 your exagger8ed h8.
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2 Repliescan i still receive the "punishment"?
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7 RepliesEdited by Kafuu Chino: 1/27/2015 3:38:53 AMThat's nice, newfoman. I've had this username for years, I'm not changing it. [quote]your anus being violated with a spoon while you sleep[/quote]>implying I wouldn't enjoy it
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4 RepliesI'm ready for the spoon.
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1 ReplyI heard a rumor that your nam has Wolf in it because you're a furry.
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4 RepliesWhat if they're Scandinavian and actually named Wulf?
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1 ReplyTime for you to get rid of Crunchy too.
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8 RepliesOriginal username ftw
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1 ReplyWell, there aren't too many Shpip's I've seen.
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7 RepliesYou are just one of the newer wolves in this pack, buddy.
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[quote]Hi, everybody but me is a fgt. Even though I act like one, look like one, taste like one, smell like one, and even can't think for myself like one. So I'm gonna create a shitpost so I can shamelessly bump it into the bowels of the Floof.[/quote] tl;dr
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1 ReplyI bump for u
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Yet another bump
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I can see every one loves my post. It's k I love you guys to.
