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Edited by CAMMCAM:
1/14/2015 10:35:04 PM
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Wife cuts husband's penis off...
TWICE.
She finds out he has a mistress and waits for the father of her 5 children to go to sleep.
She cuts it off with a pair of scissors.
He was rushed to the hospital and they were able to sew it back on.
The wife then comes into the hospital and cuts it off AGAIN! This time, throwing it out of the window.
She runs outside and the husband follows, naked, to beat the shit out of her.
They were unable to find the cut off penis and think that an animal ran off with it.
Wow, some luck.
What say you?
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4 Repliesmoral of the story: keep your dick in your pants or get it cut off and thrown out a window for being an unfaithful sack of shit 😂
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Man, I would have killed that bitch after the first time. He cheated, yea it's shitty but it's nothing to cut his dick off over, much less cut it off twice.
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meanwhile, in America..
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This shit happens all the time. Maybe not the twice part. And people say women are the victims of domestic violence.
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Just don't get any ideas camcamm, bae. You know how I feel about you reading into these things.
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2 RepliesDick move. Twice
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No. Just no.
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2 RepliesScissors are too OP, Bungie pls nerf.
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2 Replies*sits in black polished leather chair*
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2 RepliesEdited by Kekyoin's Underwater Donut: 1/15/2015 3:09:41 AM...and zero f[i]u[/i]cks were givin' that day. [spoiler]If you know what I mean...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesJesus Christ.
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2 RepliesWow that's a special kind of evil. Even if he blew up the entire planet, no man deserves that
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/heavy Russian accent My penis is fashioned from iron.
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Even women can be dicks. Until they are cut off.
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Good I'm not human :P
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I have imagined this sensation. Being as kinky as I am, it is not an enjoyable or desirable one.
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1 ReplyDon't cheat. Or, if you do, at least be up front about it. Humans are emotional creatures, and lying hurts us. Emotions make us do crazy things.
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2 RepliesOwiee that must hurt. Think it hurt more the first or second time?
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Lmao hella bad day
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2 RepliesEdited by CTZYX: 1/15/2015 3:47:08 AMWow, she's lucky. My little rottedmember gets cut off, she gets her face cut off. Then chopped.
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2 RepliesWait wait waitwaitwaitwait... that's true?
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1 ReplyDid they send her crazy ass to jail?
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Uhhhhh ouch
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6 RepliesBan penises
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Mhhmm.
