It's well known that [b]EVERY[/b] username in existence can be passed off as either a type of Pokéman, pharmaceutical drug, or ancient historian. So, which one are you?
Edit: For those imaginitive enough, feel free to describe them.
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"Ya man I got somethin you need. There's this new designer drug on the street; kids call it Couch, cuz that's where you'll be for the next WEEK haha! Anyways my boys up in the woods managed to whip up a heroin psychedelic hybrid designed to give you a trip of a lifetime HAHA! So whaddayu say? Wanna take a vacation?"