"I'm 5, ask me anything"
"Ermagerd Gjallahorn"
"Nerf ner nerf, oh wait, buff buff"
"I hate free stuff"
"Crotas not lactose, let him be cheesed"
"What obvious item do you want xur to sell"
"Finally a 32, but still no girlfriend"
"Really bad xur predictions"
"More bitching"
"I quit destiny, goodbye...can someone give me Crota CP"
"Get some skill, or play 5000 hours like me"
"Refund my parents"
"Petition, petition, petition"
"Who would you bang, cus its not like your getting anything better"
"CAN YOU READ THIS IF NOT JUST LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW AND I WILL COLLECT YOUR TEARS LATER"
"Heres a video of something you see regularly"
"I wish I thought to post this, let me bash it instead"
"I stayed up at midnight on release day, that makes me much better than someone enjoying it for their first time on Christmas"
"Master race...but I'm not racist"
"Wtf Bungie, take my money"
"Do not buy this game, after 600 clocked hours I have decided this game is crap"
"If you have 3 of the same class, chances are you dislike the other 2"
If you glitch you should be banned...30 lfg #ce #cheese (gamertag)"
"Anyone else losing interest in this game, because ill only leave if you guys come with me"
"Give me 100 likes and I'll do something mainstream"
"It's not like its a bad idea, I just disagree with you supporting it"
"That thing we'll never get although we don't expect it...we secretly still do"
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Nailed it man!