Communist Clone syndrome [b]Symptoms[/b]: The constant urge to pain things red. The constant urge to put down Capitalist Dogs. During the first stage of CCS, the subject is jubilant and passionate about his newfound urges. During the second stage, The subject is disheartened by the direction of CCS, becoming restless and defiant. During stage three of CCS, the subject's defiance is quelled by his own brain. The subject reverts to stage one and the cycle begins anew. [b]Cures[/b]: No cures known. [b]Spread[/b]: Totalitarian Regimes.