originally posted in:TheLollipopGuild
*rushes to your office*
Okay sir I've got an entire blueprint payed out about how we militarize the massive pterodactyl eggs I've been farming for the past month. We fill them with nicotine, make them eat them and then once they're addicted to it, we sell the worlds finest cigars. Well hit them right where it hurts mein führer. Their wallets.[spoiler]and they're dicks[/spoiler]*farms eggs*
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Hit me bro
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*tosses egg* this one isn't laced yet. It's just high in fiber.
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Promoted to military captain
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Edited by BalinGuatemalen: 12/8/2014 2:34:17 PM*gasp* Okay sir. I'll get my business started right away. May I have permission to establish another as main egg farmer? I won't let you down mein führer
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Jawohl
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*solutes* *walks off*