Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Who's Kevin durant?
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Mine is a teacher said when someone is dead THAY can't breath................
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Some senior that was high as -blam- in the weight room during my weight training class said "if I bench 150 and I weigh 150 will the weight move" I almost dropped 200 lbs on myself laughing uncontrollably
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I took AP human geography last year (11th grade) and we were talking about different transportation types and how it effects th economy. When we got to air transportation, this one guy, thought it was literally the transportation of air
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I have so many but here are a few at the top of my head. some Asian girl was asked to name a state that started with M and she said Mexico. she was serious too. my student teacher asked us if anyone was going to a NHL Ducks playoff game [tonight] and a mentally handicapped kid said that he was....but the game was an away game over at Winnipeg. I could not stop laughing at both of those guys.
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"you haaave to pay child support?....naaaaw naw!" »Spanish class when i explained to a classmate how child support works. Or Class ends: everyone gets out of class. Someone on one end of the hall goes "errrrrr" someone on the other end yells "ERRR" than steadily more join in till it sounds like disabled cicada with so many people going "Errr" , "errrrrrrr" and "ERR". » lunch time, none if it was ever planned people just greeted people with "errrr" randomly....it was soooo -blam!-ing stupid, the kind of stupid that you cant help but think makes you stupider by exposure. Those were from a new orleans public highschool. Im sure i heard stupider shit there i just cant remember it all and i dont want to.
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Some guy I knew thought you could get pregnant through oral sex.
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A girl in my science class thought that the earth orbited the sun in 24 hrs.
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11th grade "I forgot the condoms so I used a sandwich bag." Mind you, these were freshmen talking.
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I'm not a whore I've only slept with 8 guys
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One kid actually believe 9+10 was 21. He was either a good bluffer, or f*cking stupid. Anyway, after that I never seen him again.
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Edited by THA rofltard: 4/27/2015 1:47:38 AMOne time in geography a classmate of mine made a stupid comment about Switzerland. I was like, "mate, do you even know where Switzerland is?" so he got up I'm thinking, here we go, he's gonna' point to Sweden like a complete twat. nup get this he's like, "uh um, ah, idk" he points to South Africa gg
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When I was little a kid said that the blue ranger was better than the red ranger, he's such an idiot.
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one guy thought that jesus wasnt real
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Well this was for a social studies topic. We had to read out some proposed changes for the school just for shits and giggles ( also the teacher told us to) anyways. One of the kids say We will introduce two new languages. Brazilian and asian. That moment when im asian. Liek if u crei everytiem
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My teachers:There are no such thing as dumb or stupid questions Me:lol, they talkin' nonsense
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Why didn't Alexander use planes to fly over the walls around a city?
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I want to go to Paris but not France, Facewindow
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Girl: The sun is the biggest star right? Teacher: No Girl: Then why is it so much bigger than all the other ones? Facepalm^70
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Student: America is a state?! Me: t-_-
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My AP Human Geography teacher said "Jews believe in Jesus as a prophet." This was in 9th grade last year.
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-walks into global history class -teacher asks where North America is -dumb student points at Africa -facepalm so hard my nose bleeds.
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"Wait can't we put aids in a bomb and launch it to Russia?" -7th grade health class
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Edited by CaptainMandalore: 8/6/2015 1:04:07 AMIdiot kid -"Let's go break X out of her group home and take her to a party!" Me - "you realize she's in the group home because she has drug and alcohol problems that she's recovering from right?" Idiot kid - "yeah so? What's your point?" We were seniors and everyone involved was 18