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Edited by Batman:
12/4/2014 12:04:03 PM
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STDs are God's way of punishing the promiscuous
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1 ReplyTop kek
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2 RepliesThat is why some people are born with STIs. Because God would rather just assume they'd -blam!- a lot than actually run the planet.
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2 RepliesGod is a girl.
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2 RepliesActually, I'm pretty sure it's bacteria's way of punishing the promiscuous.
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6 RepliesBe more specific on the god you're talking about because there's thousands of God's.
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1 ReplyDespite being able to get aids and chlamydia without having sex?
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>implying anybody here has had sex Troll harder b8man
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1 ReplyUmmm what god?
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1 ReplyDefinitive proof that god god is real #Triangles
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4 RepliesI love STDs. I try to collect them all!
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2 RepliesKind of an ignorant statement. It's a way of punishing those who do not practice safe sex before they know someone however. Also does that mean -blam!- victims should be punished if they assailant happened I have an std?
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9 RepliesOP is a virgin who is mad that everyone else is getting laid except for him.
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2 RepliesEdited by D34TH REAPER: 12/4/2014 10:08:58 PMSTDs are not my way of punishing people [spoiler]I am god[/spoiler]
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38 RepliesGod has to exist in order for this to be true
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2 RepliesSo if I'm not religious, I can't get an std? *buys ticket to Amsterdam*
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4 RepliesExplain.
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Good enough
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4 RepliesOr you could just, not suck at promiscuity. Just a thought. Sorry 'bout your herpily-erpilies, bro... [spoiler]Also: "Disgusting" last I checked, I'm dead sexy, hence how I get the bitches and bros in bed ;3[/spoiler]
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I'd say it's more of a reason to not be promiscuous...
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2 RepliesWell if your mom hadn't banged half the country we'd all be std free.
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2 RepliesSeems legit
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I thought the punishment was all that fire and brimstone we've been promised in the afterlife. Or the third (?) sphere of hell. All eternal whirlwinds and suffering alongside Cleopatra etc. Seems kinda low key for him.
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3 RepliesSo you're a polytheist? And all of the Gods you believe in give sexually active people STDs if they have more than one partner?
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3 RepliesEdited by Cam: 12/4/2014 4:25:22 AMIt's half the reason I have chosen not to have sex, yet. There's only big booty goddesses, though.
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You tell em champ. Lol I'll keep my assumptions about you and your activities to myself
