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12/3/2014 5:01:02 AM
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things you don't want to hear on a plane
"We are missing a Falange"
"Does anyone know how to fly this thing"
"Hey watch this"
"If anyone finds a bolt...it's from the drink cart...that's it the drink cart..."
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7 RepliesYour name is epic.
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4 Replies"We hope you have a safe and comfortable flight, and thank you for flying with [i]Malaysia Airlines[/i]."
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Oh no, not the pigeons!!! NOT THE PIGEONS!!!!! *Engine explodes*
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Clicking Shaking Rattling Incoherent Screaming Plotting or "How do you wanna die?"
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"I swear to god I did not put that there"
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What's this do?
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2 Replies"Cargo Three under fire! Screw the evac, proceeding with emergency launch" Cargo three lifts off, leaving civilians behind, and is almost immediately hit by banshee fire "We're hit! We're hit! Somebody help! Plea-" Cargo three middle section explodes
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1 ReplyModern warfare 2 narrater on the map terminal "the bomb has been planted"
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I have Ebola!
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2 Replies"Welcome aboard Oceanic Flight 815, we hope you enjoy your flight with us!"
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Almost every line in the movie airplane.
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"The bomb has been planted, terriosts win"
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*pilot leaves mike on* "Uh oh..." "Hey, watch this," *mid flight* Whump! *hissing noises*
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"Hello, this is the captain speaking. I think I may be having a heart attack" *plane nosedives*
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"Anybody got any pepto?"
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"Please return to your seats, we will be experiencing some minor turbulence." *forgets to turn off intercom* "Hold my beer and watch this!"
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2 RepliesSurely you can't be serious.
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"Awwww hell starting to feel that burrito I ate last night."
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Attention passangers, there is absolutly no reason for alarm
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7 RepliesIf a plane crashes on the Canadian and US border then where do you bury the survivors?
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"Erusian fighters are closing in on us at 23,000 feet!"
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It's going down, I'm yelling timber!
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Allah Akbar
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Where's the engine gone? Where's the on button? Why is the ground moving toward us so fast? Why is there a fish on the window?
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it's going faster if flames are coming out of it
