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12/3/2014 5:01:02 AM
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things you don't want to hear on a plane
"We are missing a Falange"
"Does anyone know how to fly this thing"
"Hey watch this"
"If anyone finds a bolt...it's from the drink cart...that's it the drink cart..."
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Arabic
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2 Replies"Oh baby that's the spot oh oh yeah" Take note that the voice is coming from behind you[spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Allahu Akbar (AK47 shots)
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The engine is on fire. We're going down. Alahu Akbar!
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Edited by Ktan_Dantaktee: 12/26/2014 11:57:57 PM"ALLAH!!!!!!!" "I thought Davidson was supposed to be in charge of refueling?" "I regret stopping by that Mexican dive bar on the way here." "(Loud, annoying crying)" Pilot: "Some party last night, eh? Can't believe that bar cut us off eventually..."
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*Sits down in row 20 seat A* Pilot 1: Hehehehe did you see that stank ass guy in row 20? Pilot 2: You mean the guy in the aisle seat? Pilot 1: Yea. Man what a bitch Pilot 2:Hehehehe yea looks like his wife definitely shoves stuff up his Stewardess: Your mic is on you dolts! Pilot 1 and 2: *In unison* Awwww sheeeeet. Lets be honest this would be almost as worse as the plane crashing.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyWe're all out of peanuts!
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"so you ever fly with malaysian airlines?
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A Muslim guy starting prayer over the pilots intercom
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1 Reply"觉得快乐的绝对了吖竟然噢若能十块钱别人康复留下美味将会!!!!!"
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1 ReplyBomb has been planted.
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We now are offering training lessons for 3-5 year olds.
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2 RepliesInb4SamuelJacksonquote
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"Hmm, I've never seen that before."
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Do a barrel role!
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*clunk* "Uhhh... We only need one, right?"
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"I don't feel so good." The person is sitting next to you and it's a two-hour flight.
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Snakes
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"Sorry sir there aren't any Pringles left"
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*sunglasses* we're about to crash
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"Oh that's huge"(a few mins later) "OH BABY"
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3 RepliesWelcome to Malaysia Airlines, we will be taking a quick detour.
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1 ReplyIs the engine supposed to be making that noise? WOOOOOOOO!!!!! Watch this.
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1 ReplyWAHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH [spoiler]or however u spell crying[/spoiler]
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Is that light supposed to be on? What does this button do? Do a barrel roll!
