Alright I'm writing this while. . . Er, incapacitated, so if I don't remember writing it then go. . . uh, pat yourself on the back. I figured I'd write this for all o' them newbies who wanted to know more about the founders/leaders or who to worship/who not to worship/who to avoid. Here is the knowledge of my fellow leaders to the best of my memory: Cmbreno: Madam president, commonly referred to as CM (not CB for the radio, call her that and risk incurring the wrath of the gods, myself excluded). Our leader is a schizophrenic she-male who on some days calls herself Mike and/or Kate. He/she/it is the one who kindly posted all of these raid/announcement schedules for us to use and (dare I say it, ignore) enjoy. On a side note, also has elephantitis and huge "tablenuts". But don't tell anyone. It's a secret. (Seriously, don't. Not a good idea.) Kreigsgott17HMR: Simply called Kreigs or hägen (gods above, myself included, why?) by Blood65. A blue-collar redneck living in the northern reaches of Idaho with his lovely (ha) wife and twelve kids. But don't let his silky voice fool you. He may have had to smoke a pack, drink six shots of whisky, and shoot himself in the foot to attain such a magnificent baritone, but inside he's meaner n' a potato farmer. What? Don't look at me like that. They get pretty angry when you do doughnuts in their fields. Blood 65: Not man enough to add four, apparently. We call him Blood, and he's our treasurer. Assuming that we had money, or even a beer fund. And also assuming that it is a wise decision to entrust our entire treasury to the whims of a. . . you know what? Nevermind. RangerRob: A former U.S. ranger now retired, hunting in the mountains by day, capping tweakers and burying them beneath his porch by night. Also known as Ron Jeremy or the Hedgehog by others outside our group, if you'd care to look him up. (Actually, on second thought, don't. Another bad idea.) DerangedMinion: A crackhead living in north Las Vegas, truly deranged and out of his mind. Kinda sucks that you'd go to prison for shooting him between the eyes. If only he were a dog. . . iiKiDxZeUs: Vice President Supreme Overlord Zeus, the best thing since sliced bread, fond of pimp slapping and electrocuting. Not necessarily in that order. Will most likely be elected President Supreme Overlord in the next elections, and will be instating a beer fund, for those of you voting. Donations encouraged. *EDIT* Rumored to have homicidal tendencies, but only towards Mexican transvestites, smooth-talking hillbillies, and his enemies. Don't bite the hand that feeds you, folks. A gentle overlord on most days. Not necessarily members from the start, but worth mentioning: Detrickulous: called Trick, a bald-headed prick who has somehow amassed large sums of money by doing little to no work. Sounds legit. *EDIT* Also a member from the start, supposedly. No one bothered to tell me. Anyhow, I hereby instate him as treasurer of the Beer Fund. Rich bastard. You hear me? You're the sole sponsor. LifeLikeSneed: Spelled his gamertag wrong and forgot an *e*, thus branding himself as LifeLikeSned. He is also a profusive liar and obsessive necrophiliac, who is (probably) on the FBI's most wanted list. Real name is Marcus Sneedeger. Avoid at all costs. *EDIT* Somehow a part of Kreigs' large inbred family. Calls him "Dad". If anything, this only worsens his reputation. Continue to avoid. PBnJKilla4: The name says it all, folks. If you're a sandwich and value your life, keep your distance. Toker103: A castoff from RuPaul's drag race, later discovered to be a transvestite and illegal alien. A word of advice: If you play Uno with him, watch your green cards. IF I FORGOT TO WRITE ABOUT YOU YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT GO CRY ABOUT IT TO SOMEONE ELSE. Thanks, all. Hope this helped. Cheers!