Pizza! Pizza! (he is too angry) (his butt is mad) (he does not tickle his anus) (and worst of all) (he is a coward) (he refuses to engage me in a penis swordfight) (i have challenged him many times) (but he refuses) (for he is a coward) (who is too cowardly to engage me in a penis swordfight) (thus, i have denounced him in the name of Little Caesars Legion) (I AM THE LAW) (In nomine Parvum Caesarum inertia pro pronuncio Verbotenus non concurrere in me pugnabis gladium mentula)