No, Putin, go to bed - you've had enough. Better yet, give me beautiful Russian women that I can take...[spoiler]into the Danger Zone.[/spoiler]
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Well tovarishch I have some sexy Crimea woman, you want et ya? aha!
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Deal, Putin! *Pours enough shots of vodka that it could kill a small family* Bring on the women.
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*Pats your shoulder* You.... YOU are a real tovarishch! *hands key to back room* Okay try not to fck ze beetches to much ya?!
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Putin, I've got a good feeling about you. You are the Burt Reynolds of pals. Which woman do you suggest for the best of times, comrade?!