So...these forums are often flooded with "that's OP" and "Those are so Cheap, you must be a noob!" "Nerf because..." Blah Blah Blah, you get the picture.
So guardians, what am I allowed to use?
Primarys?
Autos: The weapon of Noobs apparently, if I use even the worst of these I have no skill.
Pulses: The weapon of Idiots, this gets outclassed by everything apparently, and only a fool (like myself) would use them!
HCs: The toss up gun, if you use these it's cause they're too OP. Unless it's a garbage weapon, then your an idiot for using it. It's a lose lose.
Scouts: The accepted gun? After the latest buff, Scout's stopped being talked about. Am I allowed to use these? Or am I Trash for considering using these in an predominantly CQB Crucible?
Specials?
No. You can't use any special weapon. You're a garbage player for considering any of the three. Especially Shotties and FRs. And also, especially Sniper Rifles. Other players can smell the garbage stank coming out of their TV's should anyone switch to a special weapon.
Heavys?
Don't use these either. They breed butthurt so fast, if you don't clench your sphincter nerf threads will ooze down your leg and into your pants.
Did I get that right Guardians? Or am I missing something? Also, which scout rifles are OP or are not worth using? Cause, it's the only gun I'll be using for the next 10 years and I want to make sure I accommodate everyone while also not being Trash.
Thanks for all your help!
Edit: It has come to my attention, that Ninjas may be lurking in my thread. Reply at your own risk.
Edit2: this thread looks like it's coming back from the dead! I'll start replying again if it keeps getting attention.
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The only acceptable way to play is melee only, and only by not using the shoulder charge, throwing knife, blink strike, or any other OP melee attacks. So you're pretty much left with...um... Hmmmmm..... You only get to win by completing objectives. ...except clash and rumble don't have any, so you'll have to only cap points in control. But that would give your teammates more points when they kill people, which is OP, so that's a no as well... And reviving for points is cheap in skirmish, so we can't have you doing that. Salvage is never here, so we don't need to worry about you playing that. You know what? I've got it. You have to play as a Sunsinger, and use the super perk that makes your teammates abilities recharge faster, and aren't allowed to throw grenades or melee during it. Then cower while you wait for it to recharge. Now that I think about it though, that would mean your team could use their OP abilities more often. So you're basically left with losing. You're allowed to lose. Not idle for loot though, only scrubs do that. You have to actually participate by running around the map so that you properly earn your loss.