The only acceptable way to play is melee only, and only by not using the shoulder charge, throwing knife, blink strike, or any other OP melee attacks. So you're pretty much left with...um... Hmmmmm..... You only get to win by completing objectives. ...except clash and rumble don't have any, so you'll have to only cap points in control. But that would give your teammates more points when they kill people, which is OP, so that's a no as well... And reviving for points is cheap in skirmish, so we can't have you doing that. Salvage is never here, so we don't need to worry about you playing that. You know what? I've got it. You have to play as a Sunsinger, and use the super perk that makes your teammates abilities recharge faster, and aren't allowed to throw grenades or melee during it. Then cower while you wait for it to recharge.
Now that I think about it though, that would mean your team could use their OP abilities more often. So you're basically left with losing. You're allowed to lose. Not idle for loot though, only scrubs do that. You have to actually participate by running around the map so that you properly earn your loss.
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Edited by Reach112: 11/23/2014 5:49:38 AMNo no no. Red Death has a bayonet. Red Death is OP. Bayonets have similar properties to a hunters knife. Therefore knives are OP and are forbidden. In fact, lets just stop meleeing altogether. Grenades for everybody. Except for Titans and Warlocks. Because they can throw twice as many and thats not fair. So none for them either.
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Ok :) Run like a dumb till I lose! I've seen plenty of others do it! I can do it too!
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That's the spirit! Just remember, the crucible is no place for mercy!
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Edited by Dabsta: 11/23/2014 5:04:22 AMThey'll receive no mercy from the sprinting fool! The dust I kick up will wreck anyone with allergies! Muhahahaha!
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That's my play style, you can't have it. If you take that from me all I will have left is my uncanny timing for jumping into teammates rockets and moon walking off of cliffs.
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Oops! I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. I'll jog around instead of run, how's that sound?
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Fantastic. Running should be ok if you look down the entire time, I personally look up. Sky is pretty as shit!
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See, looking down promotes skipping. And I'm not ready to cross that threshold. I'll stick to jogging. :P