Dark Knight I fly through a window of a meth lab. But I lay in the ground in pain, screaming ''ow, god dammit''.Upon closer inspection the goons realize I'm wearing a Walmart batman mask/cape with batman underwear, NOTHING else. After I get up, I put my fits up like a 1850s fighting movie and I am then shot multiple times, actually until their mags end. Then my body is thrown over a bridge and I land in a ferry surrounded by people. My adrenaline then kicks in and I scream ''I'M BATMAN!" and run over the side of the boat. Never seen again. The next morning news headlines reads "BATMAN CRASHES IN AND SAVES DAY!". After watching in it, i'm like "niooce".