But even you havent spent years and year scouring. More like a month. So you self-admittedly say that even you dont know why.

You actually managed to stay awake and make a coherent and sensible response. Very good. There may be hope for you yet. Not every warlock obtains knowledge in the same way, in my case, let's just say that I am a quick study, though still I search for those illusive symbols, and seek to understand the power that I wield. For understanding the complex process through which arcana is wielded is what it takes to be a Warlock. I began by comprehending the principles behind the Baryonic Sub-cosmic alignment which grids the known universe and connects Baryonic and non-Baryonic matter as well as energy to the Universal Spacial Entanglement Core (the true reason for the "Spooky Particle Effect") which is how we are able to "blink." We taught the hunters how to do this, though I doubt they comprehend, or care to comprehend such things. We must also consider the charged meson decay, which gives birth to electrons and neutrinos, and how by stabilizing this reaction, through the assistance of the Light, we were able to create Arc Light, which I am told the strikers of your order have become quite familiar with, if not necessarily the concepts behind it. The other classes have benefited greatly from the research of Warlocks, but do they care, that their powers, came from us laboring over old documents, experimenting, going to exhausting lengths for benefit of the Tower and the City? No... They just want to punch stuff.

Falcon Punch!!!!!! Hulk Smash!!!! Fear my laser Face!!!! Shoryuken I have pushed my titans melee so far I now have laser face like Church KAAAAAA-MEEEEEE-HAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

See, my point exactly... lol

My point exactly, you send a nova bomb, punch it right back at you or absorb it into my force barrier and armor of light. you got a sniper, i got a shot gun and super speed, you launch a bomb I death from above punch you in the face. You read books, I'm testing my limits, you buff your defense I punch through it instantly you try to punch through mine, you get sent flying. You fight The Templar you die, I beat him to death when the glitch that makes your weapons disappear occurs. You cast a spell I interrupt it. You try to snipe I crash your party with my invisible hand and if that doesn't work Grif is in the warthog. you try to gun me down I spin on my sparrow pull out my launcher and send you flying. You start spamming grenades I stick you with one And yell 3 points you dirty whore. You punch from 5 feet away I do the 1 inch punch. You try to shoot me but I'll always have the last word. Lots of puns and references in that lol

Indeed, and quite the representation of the downfall of your order, hubris. Do not worry, when we meet on the battlefield I will be glad to give you a lesson in humility.

Well I guess I will just have to use the art of war and Agent Texas to defeat you. But if there's one thing I know: no matter how chatty you are I'll always have The Last Word. My steel oracle predicts you burning and screaming. And I know you'll be scared when my invisible hand pats you on the back. P.S. Inspect my character's weapon and you'll get the pun