Let's play, folks. Will it be an event that doesn't cater to anyone's needs? The hot new weapon people "earned" that Xur is selling that makes people quit the game because they don't feel special anymore? Or the classic "SUNBREAKERS!?! AGAIN!".... what will cause our salty, tearful community to cry next week?
What do think, ladies and gentlemen dressed as ladies?
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"Bungie, you lied to us, seriously, I can't even, I'm quitting forever and everyone should know I'm quitting because like I'm a -blam!-ing patriot and I'm gunna revolutionize gaming by standing up and bitching on a video game forum. I'm gunna change the world with bitching. Mom. MOM. MOOOOM GIMMI THE -blam!-ING KEYS TO MY BUG. MOM. MOM, I DON'T -blam!-ING CARE IF I WRECKED INTO A PARKEMOOM. MOM. JUST GIMMI THE -blam!-ING KEYS I WANT A -blam!-ING PUMPKIN SPICE FROM STARBUCKS JESUS CHRIST. I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN. MOM. mom. mom. MOM JUST GIVE ME THE -blam!-ING KEYS."