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Edited by Cloaked Goliath:
10/2/2014 11:38:51 PM
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Welcome to McCryptarch
May I incorrectly take your order today Guardian?
Update 1: 300 replies! Wow!
Update 2: Edits are now updates.
Update 3: Due to our parent companies orders. We are now giving out more legendary and rare tier foods. You're welcome.
Update 4: Our company letters for some reason are called Patches, with this one being number 1.0.2. Apparently we have to give slightly better stuff now.
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1 Replylol hot thread
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3 RepliesRelevant image Courtesy of MVPAlive. Great artist.
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3 RepliesHi can I get a legendary Cheeseburger with some large rare fries and an Exotic coke? Oh and don't forget my toy!
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13 Replies"Oh, you got a legendary Engram? I got a buddy who knows all about Engrams, I'll get him down here, alright?" -"Ohkay" "That's definitely a rare Engram..." -"but... Purple.. "Nah, best I can go is green. Gotta make a profit."
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2 RepliesYou have violated the code of conduct, prepare to face ninja justice
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1 ReplySlogan: i'm hatin' it
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1 ReplyWelcome to McDoodle's may I take your order? I'd like a taco. A taco?! *30 minutes later* I want a taco! No tacos, no tacos ready! I want a f***ing taco!
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3 RepliesWelcome to McCryptarch home of the McCryptarch can I take your order?!
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12 RepliesTurned in 13 legendaries along with around 25 blues this afternoon..... guess what loot I got.... take a wild guess!!!
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Edited by ENDO!: 10/1/2014 7:14:40 PM[i]If I take this blue here, and I beat you to death with it... ...why, that makes purple! Won't it you little McShit!?[/i]
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1 ReplyBack, I have this weird yellow thingy.................. Can you decrypt it for me? Probly gonna get some green trash anyways.
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2 RepliesWe need a Cryptach storyline
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1 Replyusually when i get legendary item for engrams they are class items, i got one good drop from him and it turned into an exotic machine gun
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Edited by Will Likely Die: 10/1/2014 6:09:12 AMEvery time you click on him he is all like Welcome Back then you hand him your item and he is like... http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1284471324338_9988488.png
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You gotta love that the best stories are. How did you get that gun. The fricken cryptarch actually game me something good lol
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This guy lol
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5 RepliesThe Cryptarch gets too much hate. He's amazing. I'm only at level 7 yet he gave me Suros Regime from a legendary and Monitor helmet from a rare. He also gave me Truth from a legendary. You guys are overreacting.
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1 Reply"I would like to order one happy meal to celebrate getting a promotion at work." Oh congratulations sir what would you like? "One large bacon cheeseburger, 12 nuggets, and a order of fries. All legendary" Ok sure that will be no problem, that'll be 3 legendary engrams. *gives legendary engrams* *receives happy meal and sits down in the slide* *pulls out a small rare bacon hamburger no cheese with 7 nuggets and an order of onion rings* ):
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Weird thing happened tonight. I have been dodging blue and purple engrams so they'd be saved in mail, but then decided "eff it" and grabbed em all and went to the Cryptarch. I had four blues and one purple, and the legendary turned into rare gauntlets, and one of the rares turned into legendary gauntlets for the titan class, the rest were rare except one Strange coin
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20 RepliesEdited by NeuroticExodus: 9/25/2014 11:01:32 PMThe joking set aside, does anyone remember when bungie said that you would have to fight deep into enemy controlled areas and ancient ruins to get badass exotic weapons? I remember when bungie mentioned thorn, I could have sworn they said that you would get that kind of weapon for a great adventure/exploration or something like that...but it seems the only way of getting awesome gear is just by luck or completing bounties. What I'm getting at is...how can my exotic tell a story? Better yet when ppl ask me how I got an exotic, what am I to say? Oh I completed some ridiculous bounty that took me a few days to do...what kind of amazing story of how you got your exotic is that? See what I'm saying? Having to do bounties...idk it takes away that meaning behind the exotic. I rather be able to tell someone (the following situation is made up by me, none of these enemies or story plot exist) ......................... So I joined up with my friends to explore deeper into the ruins on Mars. We reached some ancient tomb...we battled our way through mass amounts of enemies, slaughtering them without thought until reaching the main tomb. We were then met by (insert badass imagined enemy/boss here) and after almost losing the battle we rose victorious over the creature. As soon as the monster had perished the tombstone that lay in the middle of the chamber opened. Inside rest a weapon....named....Rest in Peace...I grabbed the weapon and immediately equipped it...it's description read, "A peaceful lullaby for those who oppose you" And see now not only does my weapon sound badass but it has a story behind it...it gives more meaning to the acquisition of the weapon. (Also note that each fire team member picked up their own individual weapons that had different descriptions but were all unique)
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7 RepliesA titan walks happily to the cryptarch with purple engram ^^ the titan hands over the egram ^^ the titan gets an EXOTIC gauntlet XD ..... for the hunter >:( the titan uses his THOR SLAM aginst the cryptarch *super effective* >:)
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11 RepliesI got 99 uncommons, but an exotic ain't one!
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1 ReplyIkr. Got a legendary engram package from leveling up my cryptarc rank. I opened it and they all turned into rares, I took those back to the cryptarc and they all turned into uncommons...fml. so glad they're patching this...
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4 RepliesIn all honesty I had legendary gauntlets from my first legendary engram
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1 Replyhad about 15 legendary engrams, got 3 pices of armour (all wrong class) and 2 exotic weapons :-/ rest have been blue
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1 ReplyIt is insane, hours upon hours of playing , so many rare primary weapon engrams. Yet not a single one hasn't been uncommon (true story)
