[b][u]Attention world. Imperial America has attempted to bombard South Floodia with catastrophic weapons, even though they do not know where we are. Their weapons are hitting random countries, and they need to be nerfed. Please, assist South Floodia in destroying Imperial America.[/u][/b]
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I am not hitting random countries; I'm hitting yours. Where the hell is South Floodia anyway?
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[quote]I am not hitting random countries;[/quote] [quote]Where the hell is South Floodia anyway?[/quote] -_- Really?
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Dude, I've never heard of it before now.
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That's a pity.
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Edited by Ktan_Dantaktee: 9/1/2014 5:11:28 AMImperial America begins sending in Pluto-Class Medusa missiles; emitting Medusa radiation and turning everything into stone; all while they fire city-busting nuclear warheads. Juggernaut tanks begin long-range bombardment and begin targeting any and all South Floodian aircraft.
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[b][u]We have no aircraft.[/u][/b]
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... And yet you honestly want to go to war with somebody who has a fleet size of almost 1000?
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Lol, you attacked me.
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Lets face it, that Shrek thing was just a ruse for some devious plot to cripple other countries.
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Uh, no. I was trying to form alliances.
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[quote]Dire Dragon Jul 25 at 12:14:03 AM Permalink South Floodia activates all Shrek battle androids and they destroy every nation except France's infrastructure.[/quote] I'm calling bullshit.
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Edited by Aegis: 9/1/2014 6:04:06 AMDire ≠ Dyr Not me bro.
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South Korea decides to stay out of this and keep making ATLAS assault mechs
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Please don't give them to America.
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They called for 200 of them [spoiler]Maybe they'll be "special"[/spoiler]
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Maybe I'll turn your country into stone with Medusa bombardment. Do you want some Juggernaut tanks as payment for the ATLASes or do you want to get bombed? I'm not the bad guy here; South Floodia is trying to sabotage multiple countries.
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Hey bud, she's just jealous. People like us make these games fun. People like her make these games a pain. Just do what you feel is right.
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... SHE?!?!?!
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Are you not a girl?
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NO YOU SON OF A BITCH NOW ITS -blam!-ING WAR
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What? Why? I'm sorry if I thought you were female, but I wasn't trying to provoke you.
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Edited by Ktan_Dantaktee: 9/1/2014 4:58:51 AMYou're my ally, but don't cross me. Being friends with me is highly beneficial as you get my assistance and protection in any wars you might get into. Being enemies will end with me throwing every last resource I have at you in an attempt to destroy you. Now, how many Juggernauts would you like?
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Done. I'll even throw in a super carrier as a gesture of good will.