*pulls up my popcorn cart*
Does anyone require snacks at this fine establishment?
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I mean. Sure why not!
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I own a popcorn franchise thanks to a generous donation from a fellow floodian. He helped me afford to leave my village in Russia. Now I sell popcorn and ice cream. And give kittens to lonely children.
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That sounds lovely. *hands $100* What ever that covers is on me from whoever wants some!
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*hands you 47 8 liter buckets of buttered popcorn*