Hey traveler? Can you approve me for the job here? I don't know what it is exactly but it's sort of the guitarist/vocalist position. I talked with Dragon Sniper and he said he'd vouch for me.
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[quote]As official head Desticulinator I have given the task of screen the new food. Now tell me five pros and cons about yourself. I request that two of each be true and three be sarcastic. Also I want a funny gif about a srrange animal. If you dont satisfy these rewuirements I will label you as a desticle and you will have each ball and socket joint shot with a .22[/quote]
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Edited by Billy: 8/19/2014 4:10:40 AMWhoops
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Do I really need to? Bit much to determine a desticle. But hey if i absolutely need to, you'll get what you need. [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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Edited by FoxTrottts: 8/19/2014 12:02:52 AMYup. This is standard. Lenny isn't acceptable in your job form. You want the job or not?
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One more lenny and I start with your knee cap... you have one more chance to ACCURATELY fill out the form
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Edited by WORKSHOPWIZARD : 8/19/2014 12:13:43 AMAll right for the pros and cons 1.Im good at making friends with people 2. I'm not so good with debating and arguing with people 3. I can help people with their problems 4. I can't really make fun of people 5. I can really [i]really [/i] make people have fun [spoiler]sorry if I was supposed to label all that[/spoiler]
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Okay you can have one more one more try... five pros and five cons. Two true in each and 3 false in each
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Ok thanks for clearing it up. Pros. 1.I can easily talk to people. 2. I can keep people occupied. 3. I'm really laid-back. 4. I'm hard to anger. 5. I can keep the party going. Cons. 1. It's hard for me to debate and argue with people 2. I can't get mean. 3. I can't talk about super old games 4. It's hard for me to talk to stubborn people 5. I can't listen to angry rants.
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Why does everyone put pros in the cons... not being able to listen to a rank is nothing short of a super power in the forums
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I know, so is that all you needed?
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Now all you need is the blessing of the traveler
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Ok, hopefully he signs on soon
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Ill begin the screening process then... lemee go find the paperwork
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Alright
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Its true, man. I vouch for him.