I don't shine shoes but I can use my knife for various tasks other than stabbing things.
Such as:
Shaving
[spoiler]Dicing onions[/spoiler]
Carving my name into skulls
As you can see I listed pretty much everything you can do with a knife.
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how do you butter your bread?
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You can do ALOT more than that. Impress me >:D