If it was between you and my dog, I would save you every single time.
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And that's very heartwarming, but I'd rather you save the dog.
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Edited by Uncle Putin: 8/5/2014 6:36:25 AMYou can kill yourself on your own time if you want. I won't be responsible for that.
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I'm not suicidal, though.
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Then why would you rather me save a dog than your own life?
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Because I don't like it when adorable fuzzy things die. What does this have to do with me being suicidal?
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I don't believe you for one second. You obviously don't know what it's like to come within 2 inches of death. You would change your mind if you were drowning, I guarantee it.
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[quote]You obviously don't know what it's like to come within 2 inches of death[/quote] I do, actually. I nearly drowned when I was eight. It was more painful than I thought it would be.