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Edited by Infiltrat0rN7: 7/24/2014 2:45:05 AMFirst thing that popped up in head What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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In space, no one can hear you scream.
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Blondie: "Is that gun your pocket?" Bloke: "urghhhhh"(gentle grunting noises)
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Redhead: "McDonalds?" Blonde: "McDonalds!" Guy: "Threesome?"
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This image gives a whole new definition to "finishing in the tower"
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>misread the title of the thread as captain thrust
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Change your emblem. [i]Now.[/i]
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Edited by Epsira: 7/24/2014 1:28:39 AM"[i]You had me at Beta[/i]" "[i]No, I said you [b]are[/b] beta. Stop breathing on me.[/i]"
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What, is Destiny Mass Effect 3 now?
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Edited by Fresh Pancake: 7/25/2014 4:57:21 AM( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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We'll bang ok?
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Video response.
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Another one to Caption
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Edited by addiecorps: 7/24/2014 3:38:32 PMRed hair woman: "Your teeth, I want them" Blonde hair woman: "What did you say to me?!" Red hair woman: "I want to eat them..."
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Redhead: Do you wanna build a spaceshiiiiiiiippppp? Shipmaster: No, I don't want to hurt anyone! Redhead: Drop the spanner, just let it go!
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" Hold ∆ to report to the ship."
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You're in the wrong game Zelda. [spoiler]the blonde girl looks a bit like Zelda to me. [/spoiler]
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The guy: " Did you know girls can have frickity frack with girls?" Girls: "ooooooooo?"
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Edited by Z3N-me: 7/24/2014 7:08:32 AM"As if being conjoined to a ginger wasn't bad enough, now you want to be a guardian!"
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No one understands our love
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Oh my god! Obamah0le is on this!
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#destiny
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I like a girl, in uniform.
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"Howie Mandel Discovers the First Space-Faring Siamese Twins While Obama Performs Tattoo Removal for Venezuelan Orphans"
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"-blam!- me right in the pussy."