>Be me aged 12, living with an abusive auntie and uncle
>We lived on an old farm, open fields and no animals
>My uncle goes off one day and comes back with this filthy ass horse
>Say's it bred with some old guys prized stallion
>Auntie loves it for some reason because it's muddy and names it dirty, she was crazy like that
>I liked being a countrysidefoman, open fields and riding horses
>They turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding this horse we will beat the living shit out of you"
>They meant it, they've done it before
>Few days later I'm playing in the fields with an old tractor tire
>Dirty is eating grass next to me
>Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse
>Get bored and climb inside tire
>Tire starts rolling (Field wasn't flat)
>Can't stop
>Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me
>They see me rollin'
>They hatin'
>Patrolling
>Trying to catch me riding dirty
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