ok sorry if this rambles but i got a lot going thru my mind right now
ok so i went onto okcupid.com and found this one girl who made a winkyface at my profile and i decided hey why not meet up because winkyfaces are a good show that you are ready to have an intimite relationship
so i meet up and what do you know shes black. welp i decide i aint marrying this girl because obvious reasons but i take her home to show gratitutde for meeting up at all. so we are chillin and illin in my room and she starts listenin to country music and im like wtf but then im like ok whatever then she starts gettin a little kinky and takes off my pants so i comply and give her the old sausage an in the morning i wake up and its fukn 2 in the morning and i get out of there as fast as i can but then i remember its my house and tell her to leave
then 2 months l8r i get a call from her (how she got my digits i will never know) saying she had a nice time (again weird because this was 2 months ago) and says lets do it again i say ok and we do it again and in the morning i wake up and its fukn 2 in the morning and i get out of there as fast as i can but then i remember its my house and tell her to leave
well five months pass and i hear nothing of this girl and then she comes to my house unnanouced with a huge announcement that she ddint annouce before, therefore being unnanounced
she says that she is having a dinner paty and im invited i tell her to go finger-bang herself and she cries. i cry allong with her because i am not a strong man. then we have sex again and then i fall asleep during th sex. i wake up in the morning and shes still having sex with me while lstening to country music im like whatever but then as i clamax i sorta shit my pants so i got to the bathroom and clean up.
then i never heard from her again
what do i do flood
TL;DR
[spoiler]ok sorry if this rambles but i got a lot going thru my mind right now
ok so i went onto okcupid.com and found this one girl who made a winkyface at my profile and i decided hey why not meet up because winkyfaces are a good show that you are ready to have an intimite relationship
so i meet up and what do you know shes black. welp i decide i aint marrying this girl because obvious reasons but i take her home to show gratitutde for meeting up at all. so we are chillin and illin in my room and she starts listenin to country music and im like wtf but then im like ok whatever then she starts gettin a little kinky and takes off my pants so i comply and give her the old sausage an in the morning i wake up and its fukn 2 in the morning and i get out of there as fast as i can but then i remember its my house and tell her to leave
then 2 months l8r i get a call from her (how she got my digits i will never know) saying she had a nice time (again weird because this was 2 months ago) and says lets do it again i say ok and we do it again and in the morning i wake up and its fukn 2 in the morning and i get out of there as fast as i can but then i remember its my house and tell her to leave
well five months pass and i hear nothing of this girl and then she comes to my house unnanouced with a huge announcement that she ddint annouce before, therefore being unnanounced
she says that she is having a dinner paty and im invited i tell her to go finger-bang herself and she cries. i cry allong with her because i am not a strong man. then we have sex again and then i fall asleep during th sex. i wake up in the morning and shes still having sex with me while lstening to country music im like whatever but then as i clamax i sorta shit my pants so i got to the bathroom and clean up.
then i never heard from her again[/spoiler]
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[quote]so theres this girl[/quote] can I eat her? [quote]shes black[/quote] Can I eat her? [quote]i aint marrying this girl[/quote] Can I eat her? [quote]starts listening to country music[/quote] Can I eat her? [quote]she is having a dinner paty[/quote] Can I eat her? [quote]she cries[/quote] Can I eat her? [quote]I cry allong[/quote] [spoiler]Can I eat [u]you[/u]?[/spoiler]
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... I have no idea what you are talking about.., *slowly steps back*
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Kill her.
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Edited by BannedLemön: 7/7/2014 7:30:13 AM[i]"The winky face is the mark of a moron"[/i]
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Getting off the acid might help.
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[i]shit[/i]posting I see what you did there.
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Cool story bro. Go talk to a friend or family not random betas on the internet.
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This cheered me up, lol. F*cking awesome.
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What the hell..
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Punch her in the goddamn throat and be done with it.