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Edited by OutHouse:
7/7/2014 12:07:42 PM
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Where did you Lose Your Virginity?
Ill start.
Year 2000. Going into freshman year of HS. Was at a dance with another girl, she went for cheerleader pics ( no she was not good looking). Met another girl on dance floor. Saw her again later that night when everyone was out for dinner. Got her number. Met up a week later. Banged her in passenger seat of her car in a parking lot.
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I can't even remember. I was drunk and it was a woman so I'm happy.
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I've had a couple girlfriends, if you want to call them that. But I still haven't got my first real kiss.
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In your mom's bedroom.
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2 RepliesThat's pretty sad. I've heard sadder though.
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4 RepliesNever, I still have one year till I get my wizard powers and I'm not going to give that up for some stupid whore.
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1 ReplyI didn't /sobs #NEVERBEENKISSED #CUT4RORO #MYLEFTHANDISALLILLEVERNEED
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I dif that oncr but got killee 17 times by ancient aliens.
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7 RepliesBack in my day, you couldn't just bang a girl all willy nilly, you had to be a gentleman. Take her to the candystore, play stick and hoop with her, and play her her favorite song on the jukebox at the diner. Then and only then would she possibly lift her skirt a little bit so you could see her kneecaps. Those were the days.
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8 RepliesI lost mine because of a Reece's. I told me gf that if she took my Reece's I would -blam!- her, and she was like ok. I left for a bit and when I came back she was eating it so I took her to my house, we took off our clothes, and banged on my bed.
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14 RepliesHaven't yet. Not even a first kiss either, let alone a girlfriend...
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In your momma's bedroom.
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That is a fine specimen. Good damn!
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>implying I've had sex >implying I've ever even had a girlfriend
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1 Reply>tfw still a virgin
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Freshman year of HS. Friends basement in his old room from years prior, pretty nasty room tbh. [spoiler]the "virgins" in here need to go talk to a girl.. Its not that hard..[/spoiler]
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In a condo in Colorado whilst everyone else was having dinner, le girly friend and I were alone in my room and stuff went well .-.
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Edited by BC: 7/3/2014 4:51:26 AM16, my bed Actually no, 16, New York, in my friends appartment. I was drunk, heavily regret it
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4 RepliesWhat the -blam!-. I just got out of freshman year and I never even had a girlfriend.
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14 RepliesEdited by TheQ5: 7/3/2014 3:58:44 AMOn my birthday in 2008 or 2009. My girlfriend (at the time) told me she loved me on my birthday and, since she was only willing to lose her virginity to someone she loved, I popped her cherry that night in her bed. I was -blam!-ed out of my mind on Vicodin so I was able to last for quite a while longer than she could was ready for. She couldn't walk the next day hahaha We broke up later that year. She has a girlfriend now and she got really, really fat.
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year of 2010, i am in 7 grade of middle school. i meet this girl at school and we talk every day for like one week. after that me and her go to bathrrom.
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10 RepliesEdited by afanoflafear: 7/3/2014 4:04:26 AMI lost it in late 2001, I was 8 years old, the last few pages of the Inner West Courier (local newspaper) contained adult services. Ryan, my friend during that time shared an idea with me and Joshua: if we save up the money our parents gave us to buy something from the canteen, we could by an hour session with Tamara, a stunning Brazilian escort who charged $350 per hour. Took me 9 months to save up $[i]117[/i], Ryan called her, she inquired about our ethnicity (Ryan is ½ Italian, ½ Australian, I'm Indian and Joshua is Korean) which she didn't have a problem with, I assumed she doesn't do business with people of a [i]certain race[/i]. We used the white pages street directory to locate her address (didn't have access to smartphones back then and dial up connection was a luxury) she lived in [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashfield,_New_South_Wales]Ashfield[/url], her house was big, we rang the buzzer and she came down to open the door escorted by a massive Polynesian in a suite who was no doubt a guard. At first she was hesitant because we were young and the cops might have been using us as bait but we told her we arrived alone and begged her to accept us being the desperate, young perverts we were. Joshua exchanged his coins for notes, me and Ryan didn't think of that, we both gave her a bag filled with a shitload of coins which made her laugh, she and her guard counted it to make sure. She gave in, We each got 20 minutes with her, Ryan went first. Me and Josh were told to take a seat in the lounge were another guard was present. After Ryan was finished Joshua went second, Ryan talked to me about how amazing it was and went into detail about his experience while we were waiting for Joshua. Joshua finished, now it was my turn, I fornicated for 20 minutes but it felt like 4 minutes. Guess there is some truth to the saying [i]Time flies when you're having fun[/i].
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In the back of a puma. It was a passenger model, so there was no turret in our way. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyIt was dark.... And it was slimy.... I couldn't see...
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1 ReplyEdited by Sarah: 7/3/2014 3:25:01 PMEarth. I expected someone to say Uranus.
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11 RepliesMy honeymoon. Unfortunately, that is in an undetermined point in the future.
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In my bed after the after formal party. Had a massive hangover and she told me she could fix it.
