As the community grows, so does the amount of darn littering children. This is why I am announcing my candidacy for Head City Janitor.
As your Head Janitor, I promise to start a cult of Janitors that deal swiftly with litter and those who litter. If someone is found placing garbage in an area not specifically designated for garbage, their trash will be immediately incinerated and they will be publicly stoned and executed.
Under my rule, you can expect a cleaner, more controlled society with less annoying kids who haven't been parented properly.
Thank you for your vote.
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I want to be a janitor at bungie, one day (if they need one).