What a f*cking awful name, seriously who in their f*cking mind would call someone "Zach"? Zach.... f*cking hell I feel sorry for any poor bastard given such a bollocks name.
Seriously I cannot say the word Zach with out wanting to laugh, you must be f*cking mental or on drugs to give some poor bastard than name.
To any and all Zachs out there... Your parents are c*nts and deserve a fate worse than death.
I can't stop laughing
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I don't like the short version, but I think Zachary is alright. Not my first pick to name a child, but it's far from the worst.