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Edited by Jocephalopod:
4/3/2014 3:31:18 PM
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the floods new deity
for eons the flood forum have been worshiping false prophets who promise to conjure hope and prosperity for all who shall listen i come to you today to educate those who believe on the Parthenon of of our existence
welcome your new deity THE ALMIGHTY LOAF
do not fret believers in the shrektum of existence, for the loaf and the shrek are one in the same.
THE TIME IS NIGH REPENT AND THOU SHALL BE SAVED LET THE LOAF INTO YOUR HEART SO YOU WILL NOT BE LEFT BEHIND WHEN THE YEAST RISES
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1 ReplyYou dare blaspheme against Shrek, our one true Ogrelord? He will come down on you with his oniony cock and pound your shrektum to the likes of which you have never felt before.
