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oh plz.
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>be me >cashier at Walgreens >shitty job but it pays the bills while I wait to go back to school in spring >slow night, not many customers >suddenly see the fattest of fat -blam!-s approaching register >cart full of Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets >has so much fat that he has to lean on the cart to assist him with walking >so fat that he won't take anything out of the cart, makes me scan everything while it's still in the cart >isthis-blam!-erious.jpg >a guy walks in only wanting a 20oz Pepsi, has to wait behind Fatty McGee >total comes to 78 dollars >shoves sweaty $100 bill in my face like an asshole >mark it to make sure it's legit, go to put it in the register >"wait let me give you the (whatever) cents" >starts searching in pockets for approximately a decade looking for change >by this point there are four people waiting behind Fat-blam!- McFatterson >all visibly upset that they have to wait for him >I call for second cashier >everyone immediately goes to his line to stope dealing with all the fat >this guy is seriously now running out of breath searching for change >starts wheezing >finally makes the change so I can give him all bills back >second cashier's line empties >guy spends a couple minutes sorting hot pockets, wallet, fat >"I can't wait to get home and go to bed, it's been a long day" >making small talk I say, "Long day at work?" >"oh no, I don't have a job, I borrowed that money from my mom" >"So what do you do?" >"I moderate the forums on bungie.net" >mfw
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AAHHHH! DAYWALKER!
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U mad, bro?
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Edited by Verachi: 3/30/2014 8:48:40 PMNice mustache......lel
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redhead starkiller
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Woof! Woof! (ur a pleb)
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That pen on your finger?
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I violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninjas who have since been declared M.I.A.
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Want me to add it to the list?
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You look like a redheaded version of Jesse Pinkman. Bitch.
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Why are your eyes puffy and red? Were you crying?
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Have you been crying?
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U tell them op
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I will touch myself to that picture tonight. Just so's ya know bby :D
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Edited by Explodingpiglets: 3/30/2014 9:24:09 PMYour eyelids seem to have a rash under your eyes. We're you crying over your ban? LOL
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Edited by MuksFly: 3/30/2014 9:06:18 PMNice nail polish did your slutty sister do it for you emo
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Im glad I missed whatever it is that happened.
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Is that a jar of human ears on your dresser?
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it's k bby, tons of people including me got banned
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*Smirks with derision* Someones butthurt...
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You kind of look like a serial killer.