Get 'er done.
Disclaimer: Try to stray away from well know Halo/Destiny quotes. They've already been done before, I can guarantee it.
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Ready for the mosh pit Shaka brah
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Nothing is true, everything is permitted
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"Your memes end here."
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"Sarge?... I... I hurt Sarge... I... tell my brothers... my ma... tell 'em I love 'em, and...and.." This part nearly had me in tears. RIP; my favourite character..
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By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Next to me!
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"Come back to me"
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A power only meant for Aesir
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Josephina! Josephina! Josephina!
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"War never changes"
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"Hello hello, anybody in there?"
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Expendable, all of you, expendable! Pour into the city and strike them down, every last one of them!
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I did u r mom bro. Froggit didn't understand what you said but was flattered anyway. Why spend less when you can spend more? (I'll be surprised if anyone gets this) You're dead, your friends are dead, your family's dead, your f*cking pets are being skinned alive, your mom's a f*cking whore, you suck at life, the whole world hates you, you're going to hell, live with it, game over.
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"We'll greet the morning together."
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"If he licks me with that tongue, just kill me." [spoiler]if anyone gets this I think I'd shit a brick[/spoiler]
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Hello we are about to launch a massive attack on your house Sincerly the Zombies
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Show me you moves!
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"Outcome? Train goes boom."
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What are you looking at?
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"Control power weapons to dominate the enemy team!"
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Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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Edited by PicklesDLXII: 11/14/2015 7:46:07 AMOh I know what the ladies like
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"Were it so easy"
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"Do a barrel roll!!!"
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SNAKEEEEEEEE
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"If they came to hear me beg, they will be disappointed."