You're about to begin the greatest shitpost of your life. The #Density forums have lost hundreds of jimmies and topics. Fanboyed brutalised hordes are now advancing towards #OffTopic over mountains of their own dead threads. Our toast/envelope party, our forum, our Gravemind, have given us the task not to let the enemy reach the The Clockman Thread and to defend the city of #OffTopic. Forward against the enemy!
(Destiny Armor Threads bomb the area, causing the boat to shake)
Up into the unremitting battle, comrades, for #OffTopic, for our great country!
(Filthy Casuals shoot and kill some alts on the boat)
Not one step back! Impersonators and trolls will be shot!
(DeeJ shoots two users who jumped out of the thread)
Do not count rustles, do not count jimmies, count only the number of failed trolls you have rustled. Kill the topic - this is your Achronos' prayer. Troll the shitposter - this is the cry of your Floodian earth. Do not waver! Do not let up! Rustle! Death to the Shitpost invader!
[spoiler] what can I improve bbys?[/spoiler]
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a more fitting introduction