POTATORLOCK (warlock): lock your enemies inside of a potato sphere, which then collapses on them. This creates a shockwave so powerful that it sends all of the people within 200 kilometers of the blast back in time. they arrive only in time for the whole thing to happen. This circle continues until everyone is dead (including the person who cast the spell).This also cause the entire game to lag and/or crash, which results in a massive power-surge that sweeps across the globe brutally frying everyone in its path. however those who survived the power surge, must survive in a world filled with the living dead, as the power-surge also wakened the dead. In the following years, all life on earth is wiped out, except for one man. This man will give the last remaining copy of destiny to several unaware alien visitors. This will cause a similar series of events to happen on the alien home-world. Angered by this massive genocide against their people, the aliens will return to kill the last man on earth. However they will realize that he is Chalupa Batman the Third, and they will pray unto him as if he were god. The religious ramifications of this lead to an alien civil war, in which the Automatic Biscuit is invented. After the war the Automatic Biscuit will become a staple of family life, it will save many of their poor from starvation.
Help save some starving aliens, use Potatorlock!!!
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