Honestly, it's bothering me. Sober me can't even think of a good topic to get a good conversation going, but when I'm either drunk, buzzed, tipsy, whatever, I'm automagically a -blam!-ing social sensation. I have a feeling if I put my efforts towards women it'd be like this. Sober: Me: Hey, how are you? Woman: Ew. Drunk: Me: sup bb u wan sum fuk Woman: uhn put it in my butt Baffling. Here's my theory- alcohol is either the key to our social side, or it either numbs up all that social anxiety and throws you into the crowd, letting pure drunk instinct handle it all. Based off this conclusion, I'm becoming an alcoholic. The liver failure will be worth it. Who's with me?