"Inside one of these presents is the deactivation code to the bomb I planted inside your mother womb, there is also a surgical kit inside one to open your mother, time is ticking my son."
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Edited by Enlightened One: 12/21/2013 5:21:53 PM[quote]"Inside one of these presents is the deactivation code to the bomb I planted inside your mother womb, there is also a surgical kit inside one to open your mother, time is ticking my son."[/quote]What if the kid hates his parents though secretly? "Inside one of these presents is the instructions and ingredients needed to create the antidote to the poison you drank earlier this morning. Good luck Dad" > : )