My first handjob was in a cemetery, and my first blowjob was in a forest.
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You have to tell the cemetery story!
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It's not thaat exciting. The town I lived in does a fireworks thing every 4th of July, and the main gathering spot to watch was the nearby cemetery. We waited until mostly everyone had left after the finale. I look back and laugh at the blowjob one though, because the town has since built houses on that spot.
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Exciting/10
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Classic Defender
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Only the best things are classic.
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I dunno why this made me laugh as hard as it did
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Zombies and deer.
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Kinky
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Oh, you were giving?
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#REKT
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pffft, 3-year old accounts, your words can't hurt me.
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Best gif ever