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Heyaaa guys my names jOHN STIFFVELVET n I would luv to go out on a relationship with all of you hot and sexy alpha GURLSZZ. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I can't wait! :)
I'm 15'9 and pretty sexaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaieeeeeeeeeeaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaaiaiaiyyyyeeeaiaiaia
My hobbies include playing sports and checking out hot gURLZZZ like all of ya! My bALLS are so annoying dammit!
Anyway I play video games like all of ya. ACTION MAN and. Sometimes I play league of legends n call o duty! I just got GTA faaaaaaaaive too! So fun!
I play like 1 hour a day.
So if any of ya hot alpha popular GURLZZS wanna hookup with me send me a messege :)
I'm so horny! :)
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YOU ARE NOT HOTTER THAN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
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Wat the actual fahk/10
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Dude, we all know you liek guis. Like as in you liek liek guis.
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>looks at picture >bursts out laughing That was brilliant.
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I give it a 7/10, the being 15ft tall made me chuckle.
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ROFLMAO! That pic is great. Lol.
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100/10 Would bang
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10/10 would date
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Is that Steve Buscemi's face?
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wut is life even
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none of you are even girls
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Can we lick each others rectum? Can I play with your penis string and use it as floss? Must warn you I will push your skin down so that it rips and you may cry but I will put salt and lemon on it then boil it in oil and eat it :)
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That picture keeps me up at night.
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Yup this disturbs me at a core level
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Elegiac quit beging high
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so muted.
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OP is claiming he is 15 feet tall. FIFTEEN FEET!
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no self portraits..
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I think I developed some kind of new cancer.
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Archer Dangerzone is my waifu.
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Yeah bb hmu 1-800-SUK-COCK
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touché
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