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hey guis so im anatamiz nd im rlly good candydat 4 citi bum
vot 4 me pl0x?
so bein electid, i promiz 2 mak very bad choicez all teh time. i am guna apologiz rite now in advanz 4 the bad choicez i mak.
I apoligise in advanz 4....
1. makin ur spacesheep and teh last citi my batheroom
2. publik noodity and entocksication at all publec evunts
3. hittin on ur gerlfrend, showin off mi gunz 2 her (both of mi gunz)
7. selin ur pet burd 4 b00ze. 7 timez
5. tat time i waz streekin acroz teh futball feeld with 'ALL TITUNS MUZ BURRRRNNNN' ritten on my booty
9. hitten on ur gerlfreend in teh bar wen i was wastd, lol JK i wunt b wastd
7. takin a shet on ur spacesheep 12 timez
8. takin anothr shet on ur spacesheep
9. not sayin blezz u wen u sneez
6. tat smell un teh citi wal
11. usen space magik 2 unclog mi toilit
12. "acksidently" spray pantin 'ANATAMIZE RULZ' on ur spacesheep
5. reachin 4 teh gun on ur belt.... ..... .... .... jus kiddn i wasn reechin 4 ur gun :D
14. usen my secrit saus on ur hamburgir on accidnt becauz i thought ur gerlfreend ordrd it
7. makin ur pet burd pregnunt
16. steln ur spacesheep engin nd selln it on teh spacemarkit 4 b00ze
17. shetin on ur spacesheep's winsheeld, ten smeerin it all ovr teh winsheeld
19. brakin ur winsheeld wipurs on ur spacesheep
18. propisitioning ur muthr 4 a bl0wjob
17. not invitin u 2 mi amazen birthdai parte, ten lyin about it
21. makin grammur chek comit sooicide
I RULZ TEH STREET CORNURS !!!
so guis now that iv apologisd 4 everytin id now lik 2 talk about my competitiun
Cumpetitors:
1. DE4THINC4RN4TE - this gui is bad, im bettr dunt vot 4 him, he liks titans nd is a blazin titanlover
2. DeeJ - probbly a titn lovr too... not 2 sure... jus b carful bcauz he smellz lik titan
so guis now dat iv brutally humiliatd my cumpetitors ull vot 4 me now, so yeh :D
VOT 4 ME PL0X? :D
#Anatamize4citibum:)
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I couldn't really read this considering it was written by a dyslexic 3 year old